Darling you’re looking beautiful,
I believe we’ve been introduced.
I can see you want to take me home,
I can see I’m about to be seduced.
But first there’s something we must discuss
Number one on top of the list… is
Woman I don’t want no trouble coming from your kiss!

Well, you don’t have to ask me twice.
You’re charming, bright, and mmm… you smell nice.
Careful please, I don’t listen so well with your hand sliding up my thigh!
First you nuzzle, then I mumble,
“I’m not made of stone. I’m running low on self-control.”
But wait! Unplanned parenthood is not the way I roll.

STDs are found these days in 1 in 4 sexually active adults.
I don’t think we should take all our clothes off yet
until we see each other’s test results!
Your credentials, they are extensive.
I’d like to give them a thorough review.
But woman I don’t want no baby comin’ out of you.

You’re putting me in some kind of mood.
I want to be straight up, I don’t want to be rude.
You got the moves, there is no doubt.
You’d be a great mom, but that ain’t what this song is about.
I’ll tell you what I have to offer,
And most of it is true.
But you got to know exactly what you’re getting into.

I can see that you’re hot for me,
But I’m not the domestic type.
If you’re a connoisseur of the erotic arts,
I have an abundance of healing light.
My life is not conducive to any reproductive act.
You take a closer look, and
Danger Woman! Get on back!

I ain’t dreamin’ of a nice house and a white picket fence.
I just want to hold you close tonight,
and not have to deal with the consequence!
If you want to make a beast with two backs,
This beast, he knows what to do.
But woman I don’t want no baby comin’ out of you.

I’m a ramblin man, when I’m not traveling,
I live by myself.
I throw my dirty clothes right on that floor.
I got thick dust on all my shelves.
My house is far from childproof.
A kid would loose a couple fingers – definitely a tooth.
Clearly I don’t want no babies chewing on my shoe.

I eat my meals right over the sink - about other people I seldom think.
I know I have some more growin’ to do, so let’s start
Right now with me and you.
If you’re really interested in copulatin’,
We need to be crystal clear on our communicatin’.
At 30 years old, don’t want no baby in the prime of my youth.

You don’t wanna have kids with me,
Now, honey that’s the truth.
Imagine your life, being my wife,
Livin’ with me and my folks in Duluth!
When it comes to havin chitlins,
I have no interest, not to mention no clue.
Baby I don’t want no woman comin’ out of you.

What I’m tryin’ to say is
Woman I don’t want no baby comin’ out of you.

No, Ma’am. Not in the least. Nope.