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Devolving Apeman

from The Beastman Band by The Beastman Band

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Everyone wants to know, as I stroll into town,
Why I’m always walking with my knuckles dragging on the ground.
My doctors, they are so confused, but it’s no mystery to me,
How your beauty could change a million years of history.

Some guys they look at you and they start to act so dumb.
One flash from those sweet green eyes and I’m losing my opposable thumbs.
I don’t mind eating bugs out of other people’s hair.
You got the kind of love that could make evolution disappear.

I’m a devolving ape man for you…
I’m a devolving ape man for you…
An ape man for you.

I know sweet lady, that you might be a little creeped-out.
After all I look a lot like an ape I beat my chest and I shout!
But mating seasons here, and these feelings are near and, oh so strong,
That’s why I’ve been throwing dirt at your window and I’m singing you this song.

You know my forehead, well, it’s beginning to recede.
Thanks to all this new fur I’ve grown no winter coat do I need.
I can peel bananas with my feet. Open flame it simply terrifies me!
I’ve even started to support the Bush foreign policy.

I’m a devolving ape man for you…
I’m a devolving ape man for you…
An ape man for you.

I better get going before your neighbors call the zoo on me.
Pack up this here old guitar and get down out of your tree.
But before we part may I have one fair-well kiss?
Before I go and spend my life as…
Australopithecis Minnesotis.

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from The Beastman Band, released August 5, 2010

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The Beastman Band Minneapolis, Minnesota

Danny Friedman
Scott Hatch
Noah Mass
Andrea Grey
Elizabeth Erdmann
Janel Hesch
Jason Keillor

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